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Geordi, I have received an encrypted message. I am not certain how to decrypt it. Assist me. Worf

Geordi, The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes? Worf

Geordi, No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed. Worf

Commander Riker, Again, I apologize. Worf

O’Brien, What would happen if someone energized a transporter console slider too slowly? Worf

Barclay, No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth. By definition a bat’leth is very sharp. Worf

Security personnel, Fight Club is canceled this week. Worf

Dr. Crusher, I do not understand the part you have assigned me in your play. Why does Puck want Bottom to have the head of an animal? Worf

Security personnel, Starting now the daily stand up meeting is compulsory. Report to weapons locker 2 at the start of your shift. There will be no further excuses. Worf

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Commander, I would like to increase the number of security officers posted on each deck by a factor of three. There are teenagers aboard this ship. Worf

Geordi, Are we going to resume our D&D game soon? I have not yet had the chance to wield my warhammer +3 in battle. Worf

Mother, Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does. Worf

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