just called a customer service number for a company and talked to a real person after 1 ring and they asked my name, cross checking the number I was calling from, not asking me any more ID questions, and took care of my issue super easily. I was almost speechless.

20 years ago this week, I met my eventual best friend and wife in freshman orientation. Who could have guessed?

"Professional Grade" - - promising for tools, trucks, and kitchenware. Ominous for toilet paper.

HYPE

Happy birthday to me

It's a little wild how much modern Pedro The Lion feels like stream of consciousness about my own childhood, but west coast instead of being miserably alone in Possum Kingdom, SC or one of myriad other places.

New Foxing goes so hard. Wasn't expecting that. Reminds me of Brand New's harder moments and a bit of Sparta. Which obviously then makes me irrationally worried about bad blood between band mates

Why are artists releasing 20-year anniversary remasters of songs that came out just a few years ago when I was a teenager?

"What is the most important step a man can take?"

Who's ready for a #sweepstakes?! To celebrate its release, we're giving YOU the chance to win a copy of #WindandTruth by Brandon Sanderson! Follow, like, and repost to enter! Good luck! #WindandTruthSweeps

It's that time of year where a bunch of people think they're so clever by stating that yes, Mary did know, but instead demonstrate their ignorance of rhetorical devices.

Thinking about how much trouble i got into when I broke out into Jingle Bells Batman Smells in Children's Church 30+ years ago.

The world is so stupid right now.

Just following orders is never valid. It's always a choice.

Hedgesville's own. Love to see it. Even when everything else is trash

Never Bring an Occam's Razor to a Chekhov's Gun Fight

Robin Hood is my favorite ANTIFA member

No pomp. Just circumstance.

Ohtani cannot be real. 4 extra base hits. On base 9 out of 9 times. Scheduled to pitch today. Just outrageous.

This is best MLB Postseason I've ever witnessed, and the best World Series. What an unbelievable playoffs.