the hardest part about living in new york is that my roommate blasts tiktok at full volume when i'm trying to live my life

thanks paulo

taking my boots off in the office for a category 3 cozy comfy time

I’ve had ENOUGH

managers are my enemy

some of my guy friends are homies. and others are babygirls. just a fact

October 2022. i fear 2014 pop punk may never release me from its grip

hot guy showing me how to make bread: so it's all about ratios me (thinking): don't say anything stupid me: i love ratios him: haha yeah ratios are the best

everybody my age has played wii bowling

little old ladies who smile at you are the only thing holding this god damn world together

addicted to slack emojis

life hack! date someone who is nice to you

marionberry cheesecake is a lover to me

i stepped in paint this morning and tracked magenta all around my apartment. paulo if you read this tweet i'm joking

trumbling through life today

delicious smoothie place now open in front of my train station. drinking delicious smoothie. karma is MY boyfriend

RIP to public seating

my bluey lore extrapolation is way more intricate and well thought out than yours are

gabby (about priests): we all know they're fuckin jerkin off

me: i can't believe i'm attracted to you right now avi (deep into owl roleplay): i'm GRASPING you with my CLAWS