it’s crazy how they keep releasing music even though i am no longer a teenager

I successfully sorted out a lot of my psychosomatic stuff in my early 20s but unfortunately I still have to answer for being stupid and making poor strategic decisions

i don’t wanna pay for health insurance

Isaac Chotiner: so I recently read that you Me: have weird balls? yeah I can explain that. It’s a condition that comes from doing too many Escape Rooms,

'The Seventh Seal' (1957) Ingmar Bergman.

the wallet i've been missing for five weeks was somehow in the bag i use every day and have emptied multiple times just goes to show never give up full hearts can't lose

john candy if he took the substance? the ape that beat minecraft? I don't think I'm cut out for gay halloween

not even that big or green

did way too much for halloween, at work exhausted this morning reading the wikipedia page for breakfast

they're calling it the least transparent attempt at american regime change in history

Curtis Sliwa coming out of this as republican Brad Lander may his harvest be bountiful

Had a dream about learning to defeat my enemies by shooting them with a gun but i did wake up in a cold sweat as punishment for obtaining forbidden knowledge from the spirit realm

why is it twice as expensive AND six times as long to take a train across the country I hate it here

#learning

does anyone have a plugin that allows me to hide comments from blue checks any moderately popular post is now completely unusable just an orgy of facebook-tier engagement bait reaction gifs

this is so stupid

loving the OBAA clips all over today needed to hear more people talking about it before the end of the year

hype over Geese makes me so happy. The kids are alright.

Skyrim ost coming from the kitchen at the pizza place, deeply good vibe

real recognize real my goats🤝