Celebrating 8.5% inflation is like having a fat,ugly,smelly crossdresser man with a wig as your girlfriend and celebrating not being single.

Taxes

If you need bullpen help in October, Call John Daly x.com/MrMatthewCFB/s…

It’s 2022, every car comes with cruise. Use it.

You need a set for yourself, because you sound ridiculous.

Thought I was your vato, guess I’m really not tho 😩

What’s a motto you live by?

In what country..?

Congrats to Brittney Griner for being drug free for 259 days!

Joe, I’m not a billionaire but you’re still taxing the fuck out of me.

I definitely could’ve called this Giovannie Yanez

Just wanted to tell Joe Biden “You’re welcome,” for getting a third of my Christmas bonus.

Was bullying really such a bad thing?