post your lockscreen and let people judge your mental state

skunk = 🦨 skink = 🦎 skank = never mind this can’t be worth it

This story really makes it sounds like a Border Patrol agent tried to murder an anti-ICE protester in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10/0…

dave looked like a genius until this inning

I’ve been a Dodgers fan since I can remember and I can’t recall a dumber way to win than this. You can ALMOST feel bad for Philly fans.

The Sharks felt bad for the Phillies and decided to choke harder tonight.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity.

Why did I start watching this game? I’m not a fan of either team, but now I have to see this through.

how i feel rn

Treinen is coming in. Oh well. Congrats to the Brewers on their impending win tonight. 😞

Omg. He actually did it!

mariners brewers and blue jays: “wow we might go the world series this year” dodgers subplot:

A COMPLETE GAME FROM YOSHINOBU YAMAMOTO. 🔥

Yoshi “sit your ass back down on that bench” Yamamoto!!! 💃🏻🥳🤩

The first one was perfect nobody wants or needs this!

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Carlo Mendoza was eating nachos when he jumped into the bushes and retrieved it.

The San Jose Sharks are the only winless team in the NHL. The franchise hasn’t reached the playoffs since the 2018-19 season. Sell the team, Hasso Plattner. You’re 81 and don’t care anyway.