When pigs fly, so will these birds! wolfr.am/1NgZsAJ

Democratic debate is tonight! How many Kanyes would it take to make his 2020 bid a reality? wolfr.am/1OzMpZN

Who's got two fangs and is ready for a very chocolatey Halloween? This guy! wolfr.am/1X7nrEh #ThursdayCurve

Midterms are the worst. This horse knows all about it. Let W|A be your guide! wolfr.am/7nrcq_FD x.com/Wolfram_Alpha/…

Happy Back to the Future Day! Let us salute the gigawatts that made the future present. wolfr.am/k5n3fq

Sea monsters don't get enough attention these days. (Gold star to whoever gets the catch!) wolfr.am/1S6FCHa

Catch our #reddit #AMA today 3pm Eastern! Ask any questions you might have and we'll answer them...probably. wolfr.am/7MqNXVsv

What a monster looming large this week of Halloween... #anticlimactic wolfr.am/1PUL68O

A #Halloween harvest of 1 in 56 Americans would stretch small intestines around the world. wolfr.am/1P8epE0

Vaguely obnoxious PSA that Christmas is 50 days from today. wolfr.am/liOK0d

How many beers does it take knock an ass on its back? wolfr.am/1OClrT8

Mythbusters tested it, now calculate it! How wet can you get jogging in the rain? wolfr.am/TKKcKW

C'mon vitamin E! Help fight the stretch marks on our expanding girths! wolfr.am/1dt4eDE

Ain't no sunshine after four, only darkness every day...The Northeast's winter theme song. wolfr.am/1PRfYZw

Bob Saget was definitely the first name I thought of. #whataboutbob wolfr.am/16lgDf5

Are you peacocking, bro? #ThursdayCurve wolframalpha.com/input/?i=peaco…

Your face when tickets to Star Wars: The Force Awakens are already sold out wolframalpha.com/input/?i=chewb…

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Still on that Star Wars hype. wolframalpha.com/input/?i=possi…