Didn’t think so. Fun to rile you up, though, so not a complete loss.

Whatever you say, Sparkles. Or maybe you’d prefer 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑴𝒂𝒋𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒚? [ wink. she never agreed to play fair. ]

Can’t say I’ve ever been good at respecting authority, Queen Sparkles. [ Shrugging her shoulders. This was fun. ] Forgive me, Your Majesty.

// i hate that this sums up me and Liz so well i-

[ Her own eyes widened in response, even if her smug expression grew stronger. ] Why, Your Majesty. Threatening me with a good time, hmm? Maybe I’d enjoy the cold chains of the dungeon.

And yet, somehow, you keep me around. I don’t think you hate me as much as you say, 𝑮𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓. [ That’s much more like it. The effect her words were having on the Queen tempted her almost too much to laugh. ]

Time to bully people.

today is national girlfriend day and I am a lesbian. celebrate me

celebrate me everyday, actually

buzzkill.

❝ . . . . I’ll allow one hug. ❞

nya.

♡︎ | oh my god FINALLY this account has been in jail since SEPTEMBER

no seductive sunday. you all are heathens.

it’s almost funny to watch them embarrass theirselves, though.

. . . ❝ Adora, you too? 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮? ❞

Adoption pa— — She means a mug. . . A nice mug.

! ! ! What adoption papers? I don’t see any adoption papers. —

Bah! Those are your papers. Clearly. I don’t know where those came from. [ Nervous tail flick. ]