I’m so sick of Justin Sutherland and Brian Ingram charging outrageous prices for very mediocre food at their Instagram-y restaurants

Everytime Ron Desantis poses for a photo, he looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman when The Dude touches one of the Big Lebowski’s awards

Other grocery stores: "Let's see if we can find ways to make the shopper experience more pleasant or efficient." Cub Foods: "Fuck you."

baffled by the jim beam ad that portrays being in a bar full of people singing sweet caroline as a positive experience

In Minnesota, usually: cabin = mansion on a lake resort = shitdump on a lake

What is with all the sanctimonious bullshit about feeling bad for Mitch McConnell, a man who would wear your skin like a windbreaker if it benefited him

It’s called sportsball, T. People think it’s a cute way of saying they don’t like sports but they just sound like jerk offs if you ask me.

josh dobbs is what happens when extraordinary dawg levels are combined with an enormous brain

Gang, I need you to stop reposting that pants around the ankles wedding nonsense. I'm already in talks with the Governor's office to have Saint John's closed, demolished, and the earth upon which it stood salted.

hopefully all the boomers see this tweet and do this

not having worked a bad minimum wage job in high school is such a red flag

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It’s okay to look down on people who listen to Pat McAfee

every election year we find out what percentage of americans would drive their car into a fake tunnel painted on the side of a cliff

Calling the bluff of every gun owner in the country if this isn’t handled soon