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Fish probably have dating apps where they show pics of themselves holding a dude in a J Crew shirt

Roll Tide #chuckecheese

In my 20s i just sat around looking HOT in case someone called me. In my 30s i need a 5 day warning so i can look "fine" 🖤

NYC: if you see something, say something. Also NYC: snitches get stitches.

Amazon prime is one more union bust away from creating a reality competition called The Hardest Worker

We talk about last time @JazminSteele7 did RockBottomPodcast it ended her year long relationship; Rob Rego new adventure, and comedians& podcasts mocking my near death experience, fun times!! (vid) Suck my wilma!!! patreon.com/posts/vid-suck…

Can’t wait to watch the video of fireworks on your phone

Scrolling to the bottom of the terms of service like ok computer did that make you feel better?

I’m gonna call my first child Afghanistan because that pull out was so bad

COMMENT LIVE 8:30E on The Love Gurus Podcast! We will riff on bizarre #reddit dating questions with comics! Tonight’s guests Rob Rego & Mark DeFrancis! Better Off Media media #comedy #podcast hosted by @suzanneleashep and myself! youtu.be/ydlZJiH_xJU

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better see my grandma again.

I got blocked by Tomi Lahren because I called her “Regina George Zimmerman” lol

Wow there are so many people at the gym I imagine

"Oh Kayla, you're not fat." Baby, my pant size can vote.

Maya Manion is hilarious

It’s hard for me to relax, but sometime I just close the laptop, put on a movie, take a nap and do nothing until I’m asked to leave the coffee shop

“this sex could have been an email” -my wife

Growing up is realizing how fucking stupidly hard it is to put in curtain rods parallel above the window

I can’t believe I lost an entire year of my life to the pandemic and another three to Call of Duty 4