This is the best of the best of Eden Prairie at Redstone Renee Nelson

"I'm not as dumb as I look" - someone who is as dumb as they look MAS @MasterFutes009

Who's this pretty blonde chick taking bong rips? Brian Pikala

#1: If the latest A-Rod allegations are true, we'll have to stop calling them Performance Enhancing Drugs and just call them Drugs.

Ran outside wavin' the stars & stripes. Flyin' scissor kicked a terrorist decoy and yelled, "Flag Day, son. These colors don't run. Merica."

Dodge Ram: Dodge the Father, Ram the Daughter #Merica @MasterFutes009 @huricanejerry @Heel_Hat @HEHmarketRiot

Retweet to wish “W” a Happy Birthday!

Only one way to pregame for the night #RonD Emily Erdmann

Glacier Cherry Gatorade Frost could be the best flavor ever made @MasterFutes009

Started @huricanejerry

Jeff Zatkoff has chance at Penguins #2 tender- former Miami Redhawk. Quinnipiac's Erik Hartzell will get AHL reps for Pens #cawlidgehawkey

Obama says he plans to seek advice from the New York Giants, who have been shut down for over a month.

I know you were at the game but Akron 21 Miami 7 @huricanejerry Caroline Christensen

Had to try one from each bag to make sure they were safe to eat #Halloween

Jason Pominville clearly believes in the Dan Uggla wrist-curl way of life. #wristcurlsforgirls #twistedwrister

I do my best thinking . floor King bathrooms @MasterFutes009 MAS

@summitfair2014 Paul's beard automatically qualifies him for the pie eating contest

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