Thames Water confirms it, shareholders are not prepared to bail the company out. Will TW make it through the holiday weekend? Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock... 🤔 Not a penny of the public's money, you hear that Rishi Sunak UK Prime Minister, not a penny of the public's money.

“Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%.” Here’s why 👇

"'Filthy rich' water and sewage bosses branded a 'farce' after handing almost £80bn to investors." That's almost £80,000,000,000 of your cash. Gone. And a 87 year old disabled lady is having to use cat litter. Ofwat you're a fu*king disgrace. 🤬🤬🤬 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/f…

Great catch!

"At least 35 triathletes have fallen ill suffering severe vomiting and diarrhoea after swimming in the River Thames. One said he was left “completely nauseous” while another competitor said she was “throwing up blood, feeling faint”. Environment Agency, Ofwat? nationalworld.com/news/uk/the-ri…

Imagine the reaction if Just Stop Oil were doing this and not Conservative Donors.

Good luck with ever needing the services of The RAC, tried multiple times this morning, no answer on the phone and online request failed. Luckily Marshall’s BMW at Hook came to the rescue with a recovery truck. BMW UK

Yuk!

"Bonus payments to water company bosses rise to £9.1m amid sewage scandal." £3.36m for running a monopoly, how in God's name can that be right? news.sky.com/story/bonus-pa…

Now that's called courage! A fish held captive in a pool risked its life to gain its freedom.

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Quite a few of these nicknames were in the script. Then these idiots came up with a few more to surprise me 😂

The fence gag in the Cornetto Trilogy is one of Edgar Wright’s finest running jokes.

Tonight, water company execs and bosses will gather for the annual Water Industry Awards. 🏆💩 We wanted to be the first to congratulate them for their efforts — congrats on being SH*T. Odd, isn’t it? Handing out awards in an industry knee-deep in scandal, where profit still

Hilarious!

Love that the Apple Watch has a swim function, unfortunately my wife tried it for the first time and it no longer works! Out of warranty so no support from Apple or John Lewis. What should she buy instead? Apple John Lewis & Partners Customer Service

Hi Barclays UK Help, Barclays UK, is there an issue with your services today, chat really hopeless and all calls being directed to automated services? #CustServiceFail