The Phillies first mascot, The Dancing Dutchman and his rat Chauncey.

My mama texted me at 6am asking if I was up. You know what she wanted to tell me? She won person of year at church. S/o my mama dawg. She was talking like she had won an Emmy lol.

Notice how Matthews struggles to score goals as soon as Marner leaves, but now suddenly Dorofeyev is an elite sniper with Marner feeding him pucks? 👀

“man I sure wish I’d spent that extra week in school in 5th grade instead of seeing yellowstone with my great aunt for the last time” life is shorter than you think, and more of it will be eaten by the most horrific boors you can imagine, as below.

COME ON REF, THAT’S A STRIKE

When Trevor Zegras told Greg Wyshynski, "I'd rather be known as somebody who is a hockey player," it's plays like this that'll change the narrative. What a gutsy effort.

ABSURD apple from Zegras 🍎

We did it. We won. The curse is lifted. You’re welcome Philadelphia.

Chase Utley takes that to the leg all day every day

StarCraft had great cinematics in 1998, Ninja Gaiden had the fist real legit one on the NES back in 1988… but if you’re seriously Trying to say that the current vomit inducing amount cinematics did not come from the success of UC2 and “press X to …” you’re just being dishonest

The most obvious social contagion in world history is starting to peter out, but not before memeing into existence a subpopulation of 750K minors aged 13-17 who have been brainwashed into yearning to be chemically castrated and dismembered in pursuit of a delusion that can never

Jack Kirby: "On his open palm is the formula that enables him to decimate worlds."

The awful illusion has finally been shattered, with increasing repercussions for the modern-day Mengeles who mutilated children. The obvious truth is that you can change your appearance and dress with varying degrees of success, and I don’t oppose consenting, peaceful adults who

when will the leagues in all sports in North America start to hold officials accountable like this?

Yep, mark it down: by 2030 trans identification in kids and teens will be back well under 1 percent. This was a cultural bubble aided by the massive profits available to surgeons and hospitals that pushed these mutilations, and it has decisively popped.

Imagine your grandmother, filled with love, brings you cookies in the 1990s/2000s and all you can think is that she’s some kind of slave to your grandfather. This is the kind of mental illness feminism creates.

After an incredible 37 year career, on October 1st, Dan Forden (1/4 of the original Mortal Kombat team) began his well earned retirement. I cannot overstate the impact Dan has made on pinball, videogames, NetherRealm & especially Mortal Kombat. A significant part of the first

This is how Lindros went out too .. damn