But I don't want to go to bed! I want to watch football.

Day 18 out of 91 days I finally drank 32oz of water. Why is it easy to drink 80oz of sugar coffee, but difficult to drink way less water?

I didn't realize I was looking for a second job.

I'm going to need Fish oil and vitamin E... to chill out. Why are they so big? I struggle with the multi vitamin and it's almost 1/2 the size.

Coach Sean Payton needs to run some laps. My treadmill tomorrow is for your unsportsmanlike conduct. As a Wendy it is my duty.

I think I have spent enough time on Twitter today. See you guys eventually.

Cowboys 29... good sportsmanship! I see you.

I shouldn't use my phone at bedtime. The world I was looking for is wants.

Sooo that Black Mirror episode taught us..... *checks notes* Nothing. We learned nothing.

Aaaannnnd, I'm grounded from Twitter... again. Good night 😴

Hot Take... if Halloween decorations can be put up in August, than Christmas decorations can be put up November 1st.