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John P. Wise

@wisejohnp

Emmy, Murrow Award-winning newsguy leading digital @wsyx6. Words, pictures, people, travel, food. Diehard Ohio guy. Wears plaid, sneezes a lot. Steak snob.

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It won’t be long before #NFLSchedule release night turns into a red-carpet gala celebrating all the teams’ 25-year-old social media producers responsible for the opponents-as-memes gags.

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Kudos to Hilton Hotels for getting an advance copy of the NFL schedule so minutes after the release most of their Pittsburgh and Cincinnati properties were already sold out or triple-priced. My annual hack only worked for a Cleveland weekend in December.

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The nurse at the doc office came out to deliver a message to us in the waiting room and closed with “thank you for your patience” and I had a great dad joke lined up and totally chickened out.

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“Running the race of his life.” “He might even win it.” “In a performance like you read about.” All-time call. Thank you, Mr. Collmus.

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More like Meh-ssion Impossible. Was pretty average but I’m sure I’ll stream it 23 times over the next 10 years like all the other installments.