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Jenny

@wisdom_in_chins

🌹 La Mala Vida šŸ¤ŽšŸ’›

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calendar_today16-01-2019 16:43:12

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It pains me that there isn’t an English equivalent to ā€œeres o te haces?ā€ Asking if they are are stupid or if they think I’m stupid isn’t succinct enough

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16 year old girl was complaining to me about ex boyfriend still liking every post and story after she unfollowed him and he refollowed her. I got to hit her with the bad news about the next 50 years of her life….

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As much as I’m dreading being punished by a new football season starting, I have to stop and be grateful it’s not year round like wrestling

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It’s the time of year where Incels who can’t even get close to an accidental pregnancy start hating on the kid’s first day of school pictures šŸ™„

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I told a man I wasn’t available for a FaceTime and he assumed it’s because I’m secretly married or living with someone. If I had a man at home, I wouldn’t be online at 3 am complaining about working. I would be making him a lunch and getting ready to go back to bed???

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That clip of Arraez fumbling with the camera reminded me I’ve never posted my Polaroids on here. I post these on instagram as #PetcoOnPolaroid San Diego Padres Petco Park

That clip of Arraez fumbling with the camera reminded me I’ve never posted my Polaroids on here. 
I post these on instagram as #PetcoOnPolaroid 
<a href="/Padres/">San Diego Padres</a> 
<a href="/PetcoPark/">Petco Park</a>
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I just watched Jurassic Park for the first time as an adult and it pissed me off. Making the helicopter seatbelt with two ā€œfemalesā€ work was the dumbest foreshadowing

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This semester I get to learn chemistry from a dude named Cody with pierced ears, a backwards trucker hat, skinny jeans, and DC skate shoes. Hell yeah.

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Resisting the urge to reply to Jeremiah Estrada’s story of him in the low rider with Lil Rob to tell them to put on a seatbelt

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You’re never too old. My first day back was the morning of my 35th birthday. Honestly, there’s nothing else I’d rather be doing right now. The time will pass anyway and I’m grateful it’s spent doing something fulfilling

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I just heard on a podcast that people who report drinking 6 or more energy drinks over a month, are more likely to have been in a fight, have unprotected sex, and/or drive without a seatbelt in that same month 😳