12% of librarians aren’t introverts, they just don’t like other people

This is the best salt shaker ever. I emptied a 50lb bag of salt into it the first day I got it, haven't had to fill it since. #DoctorWho

Why yes, I #amwriting with a fountain pen for the first time. What gave me away?

Autocorrect just changed "time" to Tumwater and now I must use this wonderful name in a story somewhere

Whomp whomp Wordle 477 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩

Well hello strangers! Wow this month sure got away from me. Life happened and writing and other goals made little progress. Might have to try #NaNoWrimo to catch up. Anyone else doing it?

Catching your thumb nail on the cheese grater. *Almost certain* nothing went in the food but past the point of no return 😆

So which word came first? Do French people call paperclips trombones? Or was I playing a paperclip that whole time in school band? These are the questions that keep me awake at work

Hey Don Amero heard you sing for the first time this week at Aeolian. DUDE. You owned that room! Such a great voice and so entertaining, thank you. You have a gift, keep rocking it

I am literally the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Just happened. My stomach growled so hard during a prayer that it shook the church pew and people on either side of me. My uncle would have loved it, he always had that twinkle in his eye

I feel like in the right hands, this nutcracker is only 5 minutes away from being a Storm Trooper

I caught a SPIDER and threw it in my aquarium for the fish to eat. But it didn't die. It dropped to the bottom then started crawling on the rocks like a crab without a care in the world and this is somewhat TERRIFYING

Happy birthday Jesus!

Happy birthday Jesus!

Happy birthday Jesus!

Hello good people of X, it's been a minute. I don't know if anyone I used to know is still on here, you know? Time to find some cool new people to follow!

Happy birthday, Jesus!

Ice storm last night, almost every blade of grass is individually frozen. Sounds like walking on Lego