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It is with deepest sympathies that we must announce that episode 4 has to be put on ice! We recorded what was undoubtedly the finest podcast in history but due to technical issues the file was lost. A thousand apologies. (Many, many interns have been fired)

Despite the fact we’ve released just three episodes, we can’t help but feel hard done by here

I’d love to be fondled into oblivion, by a cashier or otherwise

Episode 4 is on the horizon This time, Barry White joins the wipers in the studio Prepare those lugholes...

Easy there champ... Ep 5 ‘Boy, oh Boy I Was Greasy’ is out now! It’s a bumper edition this week, with the Wipers answering all your listener questions Sports Desk returns and we open the Alison Green Hall of Fame open.spotify.com/episode/2Pqnrw…

Oh, Irn Bru’s good

WHO’S FOR A WIPE? At a time when toilet paper is at a premium, come and get your wipes elsewhere! All 6 episodes of Season 1 of the Wipers Times Podcast are available now on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Stay safe wipers X

🚨IM STARTING AN ONLYFANS🚨 ... Ok not really but now I have your attention can you all please VOTE for Harpenden Colts!!!!!

How it started how it ended

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

What it felt like going back to Batch for the first time after coming back from Uni

Well that’s a lie. Why would I argue with my manager? 😂 he was telling me to calm down

THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE. HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.

Mike Dean thinks he's Jackie weaver

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