free yourself from the shackles of society by peeing in the shower

i am the needle in the haystack

pre-purchase my audiobook titled “Reconsider Killing Yourself After Rebalancing Your Hormones And If You Still Consider Killing Yourself Then You Might Want To Kill Yourself”

someone spiked my health potions

i like cheese

ban guns and legalize duels via medieval weaponry

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i am a waste of type O negative blood

no one takes you as serious as you take yourself, a half notch under their eyes calendar. i advise you submit defeat to the battle of identity and authenticity. trying to physically grasp something intangible can only run you in circles. shed the bark of your skin.

if i lived in new york i would host talent shows on the subway for those dudes that perform, never know when you found your next michael jackson

After hours

ppl gonna start having to boof their adderall to be as locked in as me

i usually dont dream when i sleep, its just pitch black for the duration