Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦

@windsurfing

Windsurfing, supping, mtbing, road cycling & ex snowboarder. Also family man, Microsoft stack coder, director and carer of the environment.

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calendar_today18-02-2009 22:44:02

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Feargal Sharkey (@feargal_sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Sewage released at 41 beaches in Cornwall after heavy rain." Yep, you've read that right. Currently 41 beaches in Cornwall are carrying sewage pollution warnings. Now what bit of any of that rain at the weekend would qualify as "EXCEPTIONAL weather", or "EXCEPTIONAL

Feargal Sharkey (@feargal_sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Q: How does a water company get a 4 star rating from the Environment Agency? A: Make sure at least half of your sewage dumping monitors aren't working or are offline. Easy-peasy. Wouldn't that be right Severn Trent?

Ben Maguire MP for North Cornwall (@benmaguirenc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨🚨 SOUTH WEST WATER: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. ⏳ I have today demanded that Susan Davy, the Chief Exec of South West Water, resign from her position with immediate effect. South West Water’s failures have reached an intolerable level under her leadership over the past decade.

🚨🚨 SOUTH WEST WATER: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. ⏳

I have today demanded that Susan Davy, the Chief Exec of South West Water, resign from her position with immediate effect. 

South West Water’s failures have reached an intolerable level under her leadership over the past decade.
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Edinburgh we are coming to the city 6th to 10th Feb but the the mysterines cancelled and now COLIN GEDDIS has just cancelled at Monkey Barrel Comedy :-( Any recommendations for gigs on that weekend? #gigs #edinburgh #music #theatre #comedy

Hugo Tagholm (@hugosas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So they want the tax payer to wipe the debt slate clean so they can start raking in the private profits again. Nationalise the debt. Privatise the profit. Charlatans. theguardian.com/business/2025/…

So they want the tax payer to wipe the debt slate clean so they can start raking in the private profits again. Nationalise the debt. Privatise the profit. Charlatans. 

theguardian.com/business/2025/…
Prof Alex Ford (@dralexford) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realise that one cannot eat money”

Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Sainsbury's just got this email bounce back, thought you might want to know Sainsbury's ([email protected]) The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending your message later, or contact the recipient directly.

Chris Packham (@chrisgpackham) 's Twitter Profile Photo

More runways , more planes , more fossil fuels . It’s not just sitting idly by , it’s actively accelerating climate collapse in the reckless pursuit of growth in archaic industries instead of a rapid transition to a green economy . It’s why I’m petitioning for a ban on fossil

More runways , more planes , more fossil fuels . It’s not just sitting idly by , it’s actively accelerating climate collapse in the reckless pursuit of growth in archaic industries instead of a rapid transition to a green economy . It’s why I’m petitioning for a ban on fossil
Feargal Sharkey (@feargal_sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Appears the French aren't happy with our sh*t washing up on their beaches. "In the United Kingdom, this scandal that poisons the rivers. Privatised since Thatcher and the victim of under-investment, the sewer network is overflowing and waste water is flowing into the Channel and

Feargal Sharkey (@feargal_sharkey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thames Water tells the High Court that it's currently spending £15 million PER MONTH on lawyers and advisers and that next year interest payments on its steaming debt pile will be between £800 to £900 million. Wanna guess who's money it is they're spending?

Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Evening Sainsbury's Something up with your search atm. It can't find ham or sea bass??? Both come up in your suggestions as you type. Can find in via the menu either... #whatisham #search #itsallgoingpetetong

Evening <a href="/sainsburys/">Sainsbury's</a> 
Something up with your search atm. It can't find ham or sea bass??? Both come up in your suggestions as you type. Can find in via the menu either...
#whatisham #search #itsallgoingpetetong
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our #2minbeachclean on the River Dart today in the sun. Loads of sanitary products, thanks SouthWestWater Help for dumping raw sewage in our rivers. #pollution #friendsofthedart #plasticpollution #cleanupourrivers #sewage

Our #2minbeachclean on the River Dart today in the sun. 
Loads of sanitary products, thanks <a href="/SWWHelp/">SouthWestWater Help</a> for dumping raw sewage in our rivers.

#pollution #friendsofthedart #plasticpollution #cleanupourrivers #sewage
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hi 1Password you appear to have a bug in your card type as you can't delete a field once it is saved. I no longer want "valid from" but I am unable to remove it in edit mode. I can update it, change the order or date type but just not delete it. Any ideas? Cheers

Hi <a href="/1Password/">1Password</a> you appear to have a bug in your card type as you can't delete a field once it is saved. I no longer want "valid from" but I am unable to remove it in edit mode. I can update it, change the order or date type but just not delete it.
Any ideas? Cheers
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Muc-Off any way of buying your lube without the plastic tat? Really don't need a useless keyring light thingy. Thanks! #environment #pointlessstuff #itjustgoesinthebin

Hey <a href="/muc_off/">Muc-Off</a> any way of buying your lube without the plastic tat? Really don't need a useless keyring light thingy. Thanks! #environment #pointlessstuff #itjustgoesinthebin
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦 (@windsurfing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey Docker wouldn't it be nice for you have have the latest install on the website instead of installing that then having to run an update straight away. Windows Docker Desktop in 4.40 here - docker.com/products/docke… and the latest is 4.41. Thanks!

Hey <a href="/Docker/">Docker</a> wouldn't it be nice for you have have the latest install on the website instead of installing that then having to run an update straight away.
Windows Docker Desktop in 4.40 here - docker.com/products/docke… and the latest is 4.41. Thanks!