Picked up some balogna burnt ends for the 4th

Hell yeah brother Happy Independence Day Breakfast beers and balogna burnt ends baby

Happy 4th of July! #ALF

Waiting for El Grande Americano‘s match #WWERaw

Getting schmicked tonight boys

Home depot just emailed me asking for a review on a pack of gum I bought the last time I shopped there

Gary, where are you

When I see IWC posts

Arrest everybody at every weed farm regardless of their citizenship status

Actually, these are the worst type of fries

How to properly de-escalate a road rage incident between two guys 😂

Squatty potty users are the true shitters

People who play their music at the beach should be fined and jailed.

At Wrestlemania 14, my godfather was coming down the stairs to floor level carrying two cups of beer when the lights went out and Kane’s flames hit. Threw the beer everywhere. He was bullshit but it was a riot and I’ll remember it forever.

In my element at the airport bar

Driving to Buc-ee’s

The Greasy Strangler but I make sure all his food is greasy enough to lubricate the world

Yeah buddy