モンスターハンターのキュリー

I've tasted going back to your ex, and l've tasted meeting someone new. I highly recommend finding a new hobby and focusing on your dreams and goals.

you just gotta let people who are committed to avoiding themselves be. a person wake up and lie to themselves everyday and you think they just gunna wake up one day and tell you the truth. cmon now we too old.

*monkey's paw curls*

It’s insane how when suggested a social democratic reform that’s been implemented anywhere people don’t live in huts, Americans act like you suggested a virtual impossibility. They then get this gormless, bovine look and start talking like a paranoid schizophrenic.

Early Bird Registration is now live for Texas Showdown 2026! Stay tuned for more news and updates as we draw closer to our 25th anniversary! Hope to see yall there! start.gg/tournament/tex…

This a diabolical thing to put on people's timelines

I kinda just got over everything that’s ever happened in my life. Literally right now like 5 minutes ago

Here you go

In memoriam of Trevor Moore on the fifth anniversary of his death, the nonpareil Kitty History:

Yeah the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me

The Matrix (1999), dir. Lana and Lily Wachowski

the raptor population recount scene in the novel is still, to this day, one of the most chilling things i’ve ever read

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

This is probably the best one so far

Just passing by to mention this month's Austin Air Assault #BBCF is officially 1 entrant away from TXS25, 2 entrants away from tying TXS23 and 3 entrants away from becoming the largest offline Texas BlazBlue Tournament post rollback. No words, just facts that #TXBBCF is better.

This is heartbreaking, insane to read

That Silksong article is so fucking funny. "Yeah we were lowkey just having a blast making the game, could've spent even longer developing it" is the most hilarious possible reason for this game to have caused internet psychosis