Read this to the end, 🤣

Been googling far right ideologys. Cant find what stocking rate they have.

I do put this lad in at night so he doesnt cause too much climate change

Friend just after dropping home a very dissapointed young lady that hr met online, when hd said he was an animal lover she somehow got it into her head that he was good in bed, not that he had three dogs.

77 year old farmer went to the doctor , He told the doctor that the viagra didnt seem to be working as well as it used to. "When did you first notice the problem " asked the doctor , trying to remain profesional. Twice last night and once this morning" replied the farmer.

Lad was telling today that his granny got robbed at the weekend. Hope they find her.

Dublin airport must have sold their entitelments and sent in no maps

Wondering if we will be the first generation sending snapchats from nursing homes. And the nurses turning of the wi fi to get us to sleep

Gave the morning with wet feet, and muttering to myself that it was shocking that the new wellys i got last month ,were leaking allready. Realised at dinner time that i was wearing the old ones.

He was going to come back to water his window box, but a neighbour is going to do it for him

The only weather to listen to. No hyperbole

Reminds of the time i ate a full swiss roll.

I am not sure why the heartbroken anguish of a bereaved father. broadcast across the country directly from the funeral of a child, is considered appropriate for a news bulletin. This surely is a private moment, not for the intrusion of TV cameras and microphones.

Was a big dairy farmer burried recently. Supposed to have had very high butter fat, not sure if thats what killed him though.

The only poles they will be climbing.

Eamon going fulltime at the window boxs there now.

The race for the whitehouse