The majestic hydrogen atom and their singular electron

ASTROS MISS OUT ON PLAYOFFS BEFORE THEIR GAME EVEN ENDS. THEY FUCKING SUCK.

Astros have missed the postseason for the first time since 2016

CANCUN BOUND 🌴 The Houston @Astros clinch the #6 seed in the American League‼️

The Astros have been eliminated from postseason contention

Jeff Passan ASTROS FINALLY NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS

GOODBYE

START THE PARTY LOS ANGELES THE CHEATERS ARE NOT IN THE POSTSEASON!

Eliminated.

The Houston Astros have been eliminated from postseason contention for the first time since 2016

DALTONNNN

Shohei sighting!

Boy do i have some news for you

Blake Treinen, Alex Vesia and Edgardo Henriquez struck out 9 consecutive Mariners to end the game 😱

This is your 2025 reminder that Ben Verlander sucks at his job and that nepotism is bad.

One final regular-season curveball for Clayton Kershaw.

Is this good

Freddie: "I wanted that ball, Kersh" Kersh: "Nope" 😂

In 2024, Shohei Ohtani set a new career high in home runs with 54 … In 2025, he AGAIN sets a new career high with No. 55! 👏

Congratulations on a masterful career, Kersh 🫡 All the best in retirement.