NBA: need more load management. NHL: need to shed my walking boot and play through a high ankle sprain so I can let the other team avenge that dirty hit I threw three weeks ago.

No other sport has a guy announcing the morning of he’s going to get his ass kicked out of honor. Hockey is awesome.

Honest question, no shade, is Bryce Elder vs Jacob Elder going to be the slowest average pitch combination of the season?

I must be new to the party, but when the hell did we get the NL leader in saves as our setup guy? That’s tits #BravesCountry

Can’t fucking score a PP goal and can’t fucking kill one either. Gonna be the reason we miss the fucking playoffs #CBJ

How the fuck is that not a penalty in Miller? #CBJ

They fucking don’t call 2 blatantly obvious penalties in Carolina, and we get hit with that high sticking? What the fuck are we doing? #CBJ

3 game homestand. 3 sellouts. Playoff push. 1 point, 1 fucking point. Just incredibly disappointing hockey #CBJ

Well #CBJ made tonight easy, didn’t waste more than 10 minutes on this one

Adam Fantilli with the biggest goal of his career so far, tying the game and giving the #CBJ life with their season on the brink.

It was nerve-wracking at times. It was harrowing at times. But the Blue Jackets are still alive. #CBJ

The Blue Jackets are fucking cursed. No goals out of that rush and ended up giving up a PP is insane #CBJ

#CBJ just doesn’t have a guy who puts the fucking thing away. I bet you could give this team 50 shots on net and wouldn’t score.

Name a single player to play the game on Seattle’s baseball team that was better than Hank

In the case of Bryant Haines vs Bama fans I have arrived at a ruling

Here’s the crowd watching the video of Fernando going No. 1 #iufb

How life feels being an Atlanta Braves fan right now

Walk-off W! #BravesCountry

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Never a doubt 😛 #BravesCountry