I got a job and am going to keep it a secret from people Your mum:

*When landlord cuts off water because i havent cleared rent* Me in the morning:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die

😂😂😂😂😂 your fellow kuteesa's are embezzling government money then there is you stuck in between baddies legs

Back in Uganda, people want to watch the guy for 5k ugx💀

This guy is underrated 🔥😂😂

Thuram watching his two sons conceding 5 goals

But why don't we get a small White country like Luxemburg and colonize it9o

Cristiano Ronaldo's earnings per day at Al Nassr😳... Mpozi, what did your parents say about playing football?😃 #EndibaYaffe #NBSportUpdates

My brother mistakenly used anointing oil to fry eggs 🍳,we have been speaking in tongues since morning.

Me and my friends every evening as interns at Nile Breweries 😂

"Should I call you Mr or Misses"😂

Yesterday I was with a premium hater who said guys in love need to start paying a tax.

𝐏𝐏𝟖 ✍️

PSG please we are Inter Miami not Inter Milan oh

People in marriage be like

Kampala hun will have multiple tattoos, wear a crop top with a navel piercing and even leg chain and somehow want to meet your mum?🤔 lol 🙌🏼🙌🏼

Wait Hon.Balimwezo the boxer was touched and fainted?🤣

FFS. 😂