Can you take a picture of me?

Meet pigeon

My new twink looks like Aaron Taylor Johnson in angus thongs and perfect snogging and I love it

We baked bread and made a sourdough starter

I love opening this app

I love opening this app

Can I get water? How about I make you a custom cocktail? I'm cumming

doing a line of hope & manifestations

Taking my wife out for a date soon

IM SEEING THE STROKES!!!! i didn't get tickets im just schizophrenic

girls will be like "it's fine" n start writing the declaration of independence in their notes app

Need

Just baked a new loaf of bread and made vegan cream cheese with spring onion and radish... I'm sorry but I'm a full wife material

i’m always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them

I need to stop hooking up with people a whole foot taller than me

Fishing for le twinks at le pub

Messaging my work mom on teams about my life feels illegal

The situation felt so out of nowhere I had to double check if my friend planned it...

How my wife found me after I had the best night of my life