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Samthalion

@wifethalion

Yoga teacher, fitness trainer, mom mom mom mom mom MOM, wifey, authentically awkward. IG: Samthalion

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calendar_today22-03-2015 13:02:10

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Peach, thank you for all of your love. You saw us through so much life and were truly the derpiest, happiest dog. 💔💔💔 love you so much sweet baby girl

Peach, thank you for all of your love. You saw us through so much life and were truly the derpiest, happiest dog. 

💔💔💔 love you so much sweet baby girl
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Parenting embodies soooo many feels…. From we are going to laugh over spaghetti and roasting marshmallows to I’m going to collapse in hopes of a itty bitty hospital stay for a break 💀😂❤️ Also 🫶🏻 sorry not sorry this is our life, humor, and how we cope 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

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Happy birthday to the love of my life and my best friend Samthalion This last year has easily been our best growing year together and I couldn’t imagine doing any of this life bullshit with anyone else. I loves

Happy birthday to the love of my life and my best friend <a href="/WIFEthalion/">Samthalion</a> 

This last year has easily been our best growing year together and I couldn’t imagine doing any of this life bullshit with anyone else. I loves
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Crappy Happy Birthday little dude! lol when the whole house is sick and everything is cancelled… presents wrapped in toilet paper… yep💀😂 I’m still just so amazed by you and how much you’ve grown ❤️ Happy 7th birthday Brad! 🥰

Crappy Happy Birthday little dude! lol when the whole house is sick and everything is cancelled… presents wrapped in toilet paper… yep💀😂 

I’m still just so amazed by you and how much you’ve grown ❤️ Happy 7th birthday Brad! 🥰
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Brad: I really liked the tomato soup that school had for lunch today! Me: oh that’s great, you ate it all? Brad: No. But I saved the rest in my backpack Me: Oh did they had a Tupperware to put it in with a good lid, right? Brad:

Brad: I really liked the tomato soup that school had for lunch today!

Me: oh that’s great, you ate it all?

Brad: No. But I saved the rest in my backpack

Me: Oh did they had  a Tupperware to put it in with a good lid, right?

Brad:
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A couple of bits of wisdom from a 7 year old 🤔😂 What’s the most important thing you’ve learned in life so far? “Learning about people, names, AND bad words” What’s the secret to being happy? “Be as wierd as your mom, love your mother”