How do security officials listen everything through radio transmission? Whenever I am passing by a security post, all I hear is- Gidbudbudbudgud, and the response Ok!

Had perfected this technique of getting a seat in Delhi Metro. I used to pretend to limp so hard that people used to give me a seat. Today a guy with a fractured hand offered me his seat ki bhaiya mera to haath gaya, aapka to lagta sab kuch gaya. Of course I took his seat. There

1- I don’t make up anything, I sometimes exaggerate. 2- None of my tweets is ever meant as a funny tweet, I focus more on the depressed crowd. 3- I am not here to “make content happen”, and thanks for telling me how to make it happen.

PM Modi didn’t chant “Luka Modric Zindabad” after landing in Croatia. Failed visit already IMO

Bihari be like tttum daal daal hum paat paat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Combined fees of my four years graduation plus 2 years post-graduation was 66,900. Usme se MBA me kuch books aur notes bhi included the. Now I pay that much for my son’s private tuition in an year, school fees to poocho mat (He is in 6th, koi pahaad nahi tod raha, lol)

Rawanda and Congo to sign peace deal….. Donald Trump has done it. Brought peace to the world

Amusing tweets of folks discovering what Iran looks like. Did you guys not know? Iran is gorgeous. The food is superb. The people are superbly intelligent. Have you not met Iranians in India? They are insanely impressive to a person. Anyway, the filth in our country is unique to

War me maza nahi aa raha ab Netanyahu Sir, kuch bada kijiye.

How many of you work in jobs where you can be replaced by AI just like that, and are praying every day that hopefully your boss doesn’t realise that!

Maine suna tha Blue tick waale 1-1 Crore mahina kama rahe hain Elon Musk , kahan hai mera Crore rupaiyya? Mujhse to jhat paise le liye aur ab 3 din ho gaye, kuch paisa hi nahi bheja tu

Babus should have done nothing! There were clear signs that Israel is going to attack Iran, if you still choose to stay there despite the warning signals, bear the consequences of your decision to stay. I have been there, during Arab Spring, was in 2 countries where things

Can someone send me the password of my Twitter account with a million followers? Jab se wo bhoola hoon kasam se life ulti sulti ho gayi hai

BC you have been rescued from a fucking war zone with missiles raining all around and your sentiments are hurt? Isko to wapis Tehran bhejo

Rafi was definitely blessed by the Gods above

MESSI MAGIC ONCE AGAIN ☄️🐐 What a free kick from the goat at the FIFA Club World Cup.

يُعانق الخياااااااااااال! 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

So, Iran was attacked to stop it from making the bomb, and if attacked some more it will definitely make the bomb?

Rome