WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI (2017)

shes an everything bagel… and im just a nothing burger…

Gigi 𐰍𐰃𐰍𐰃 Tilburg aan zee 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Stupid that I work a job that I love but the gigs are too infrequent to make a living while maintaining a job in my field that pays the bills yet drains my soul. Wish there was some golden in-between, like a typical Office Space esque software company

Love how Elon Musk renamed twitter to honor the goat edgy teenager yung dagger dick

God if only the school caught fire or something

No way Joel Fagliano is a real person

Didn’t wake up to a “the sun is up, my liege, time to water the flowers” this morning. Pondering divorce.

The lion does not concern himself with guessing any more words today

I am pro china even if it’s only because Xi is the sole kingpin in power

All this talk about bubbles. Only times I associate with bubbles is to (1) wrap and (2) blow - that’s on God

Absolute worst week off I had in my life smfh

Speelgoedwinkels verkopen tegenwoordig complete stofzuigers, naast de muren vol lego natuurlijk. Zo is er wat moois voor zowel jongeman als jonge vrouw 👏

Where can I play tomorrow’s Wordle?

You are only as young as your gf

Just woke up to some guy texting me updates of an attempt to make coffee, he’s getting paid hourly for this

Lady next to me in train is writing about fermentation brews

Need new jams PurplePanther is SHELVED for the week