hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

i thought spongebob made that shit up

Perfect date. Perfect night. And then….ghosted. Welcome to dating in 2023.

wanted sandwich so bad my man evolved

Rule 1 of Twitter. You have to watch it every time it appears. youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB…

Oh lord, they comin’

leave me here

I am fucken wheezing, I just saw a write a prisoner profile where this man had the audacity to say he was looking for a woman for drama free correspondence loool sir you literally killed someone that is peak dramatic

My very clever friend @coolmega did a horror movie theme embroidery every day of October and some of them are still for available which is wild. Good Christmas presents. Hint. Hint hint. Go look: instagram.com/_lightninghear…

Salmon crossing a flooded road during migration

A real sentence uttered in 2023 not 1923 “This is a case where skylarking and tomfoolery in an employment context has gone awry,” he said. egad! news.com.au/national/nsw-a…

"For heavens sake catch me before I kill more I cannot control myself" - Serial killer William Heirens, December 10 1945.

RIP Omegle. Here is the most hardcore website shutdown notice you will ever read in your life. omegle.com

Can anyone explain?

oh no not The Craft girlies

Hey I just thought you should know that some women are pumping oxygen/ozone into their vaginas.