Which one be “welcome to Ned Nwoko house where luxury meet upper cut” una dey talk o 😭😂

I will never accept the propaganda that someone is too busy to text back lol like nah

bro how does this *forgetting to eat* thing even work??

Once I find out my child has any congenital condition or deformity in the womb or after birth, I'm sending the child back ASAP No one deserves to suffer like this

Omo I no wan laugh because mosquitos dey my room I no wan make them notice say I dey inside room😂

this some advanced humor

May we be them.

Doesn’t matter man, if she wants to go then she’s going…

being a man without a specific taste is so fire cos this would turn me on like crazy, as would a very flat tummy #longasthefaceispretty

The best thing anyone can do for themselves is see stuff like this as lack of interest. It’ll save you a lot of back and forth.

"Ha, mummy you are back?"

Come be like say na only me care about my papa!! I Dey carry my man along with full force!

parole officers:

I think it was Cubarsi he was on the phone with, actually 👍

The two people at your back are the perfect illustration of that meme😂

Isn’t it interesting how the guys these women describe as the “perfect guy” always end up as an ex?

literally the best part of having a babe

mom the toilet won’t flush because aws is down

This is all fun and games till you walk past one day and it's empty