i loved dr. santos even when i thought she was building a case against langdon for no reason

and if i said i liked thunderbolts movie more than the avengers movies…. are you going to arrest me??????

redownloading twitter after a month away to say the thunderbolts movie is sooooo good

more impactful than the mona lisa

hbo max is so above criticism for me at this point like they could rename themself to poop stink tv and I’d still tell everyone I know to watch the pitt like it’s my job

Genuinely the loudest I’ve ever heard a theater laugh

my boyfriend lies in bed while brushing his teeth. like starts the brush in the bathroom and then gets into bed and brushes for like 2 minutes and gets back up to the bathroom. it’s the most unhinged thing i’ve ever seen

will never understand the hailey bieber hate because you’re telling me you wouldn’t’ve used your family’s status to get your celebrity crush?? 14 year old me would’ve orchestrated seal team level covert ops to get in the same room as benicio del toro had i been born famous

it really is that serious for me

we in them places you can't even pronounce the name of

she’s so beautiful this is bob propaganda… scissors calling to me like the green goblin mask

boyfriend sleeping over at my place for the 5th night in a row

me visiting the club chalamet wall in italy

random lady at my gym saging the place while discussing the benefits of an all organic diet #ifuckinglovelosangeles

My prediction of the left/right gender divide

imprinted in my brain

this happened to my buddy darrow o’lykos