Mason Green

Look at my big red Doritos wiggle. Little malfunction ain’t no thing.

I’d like to think he had a lot of fun

Whenever I’m in some minor inconvenience or pain (con crud) I immediately start writing shitty poetry like I’m going to die. Don’t worry about me! I’m fine. (Ty oomphs who checked in 🦮🦴💕)

I’m very sick and I’ve been told I’ll lose my job next month but i have cake cookies

2k followers, phew, I’ve come some way since my tape mask debut at TFF. This last year I have never had more sex, done more drugs, or gained more friends than in my entire life. Expect great and terrible things.

NO ONE HEARS A WORD, THEY SAY

It’s in my hometown, I wish vulpine was around when I was growing up. But I wasn’t ready!

There are days where I feel like I'm mentally sitting in a field picking the petals off of a daisy going: "I love my job, I hate my job." I wouldn't be where 1 am had I not gone forward with the work, so I don't regret it. Doesn't mean I'm not entitled to my complaining

Shootin new pistols to see if they’re lemons

Alfa fopstrot s15

Rotating

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

PUBB CUBBS

PUP CUPS

“Sir that flag is too political, you have to put it away”

I’ve been calling this Chee couple “The Police”

Killing my stupid idiot chud Tomcat with rocks 1/4