🎙This is dispatch. Irregular reminder to be careful that the person you'd take a bullet for isn't also the one holding the gun. Admire someone. Love them. Adore them even. But see them for who they are.

🎙This is dispatch. R&D working on a new disposal method, complete with a catchy tune that plays as the whole man is yeeted into the tank…

🎙This is dispatch. Irregular reminder to wear a mask and to get vaccinated if you can, so that the vulnerable among us who genuinely cannot will be able to stand under the protective umbrella you hold up.

🪶Dispatch notes. "Dear Prudence, This one time, I poisoned my husband…"

YEET

🎙This is dispatch. Go fuck yourself, Putin. Deploying EVERYTHING.

YEET

YEET

YEE-to-the-fucking-EEEET oh my god

YEET

🎙This is dispatch. Irregular reminder that you don't have to suffer or break before you're allowed to take care of yourself. Hide a little gift or schedule something nice for Future You, just like you would for someone you love. Because you should be someone you love.

🎙This is dispatch. 😍 That is all.

🎙This is dispatch. Irregular reminder that your work doesn't love you back. If you fall, it won't pick you up. If you get sick, it won't bring a meal. If you lose a loved one, it won't hold you. Don't glorify working to the point of exhausted misery. You get this one life. 💕

🎙This is dispatch. Irregular reminder that you can listen to that song you love ✨as many times as you like✨. For the rest of your life. Do it. 💕

🎙This is dispatch. Paging Whole Ghost Disposal Service.