Me: I haven't been writing so I will just use this time to prep for #nanowrimo2020. Also me: *does nothing except binge on Asian dramas* I'm an absolute scion of procrastination. Follow for more tweets on how to avoid any semblance of responsibility! #WritingCommunity

I'm being asked what I'm working on for #nanowrimo2020 Yeah I still don't know. I will probably know by 10 o'clock on November 1st. 😆 a thousand words in.

Me for the entire year: I CANNOT WAIT FOR NANO Me 11 days into #nanowrimo2020: Word Count 0. I'm totally winning at this thing.

If you sent your husband to the store for your normal menstrual supplies, would he bring back the correct items? Mine: Yes. He goes so far as to call or take pictures in the aisle to verify, so I won't complain when he gets home. 😂 #MarriedLife

Me, calculating how many words per day are required in order to meet my #nanowrimo2020 goal at current progress of 0/50,000 words:

July, August, September, October, November 1 through the 19th at 2pm: Can't write anything. Give up and put laptop away. Nov 19 @ 2pm: Husband takes laptop on business trip. Nov 19 @ 3:46pm: .... I need my laptop. I have to write. #WritingCommunity #amwritingfantasy

In case anyone needed some birth control: Welcome to #parenthood. That baby fever is a trap.

Woke up early and enjoying the quiet before the kids wake up... Being productive, doing adult things responsibly, enjoying this rare moment. Just kidding. I'm trying to go back to sleep and failing miserably. #Parents #5amwritersclub

#Parenthood is playing Fortnite with your kids, swallowing the urge to yell at the 4 year old for wandering around swinging his pickaxe at nothing while trying to stalk people, and all the while understanding that the same 4 year old still kills way more people than me. I suck 🤣

Me: #Fortnite is stupid. You shouldn't be playing this game. Go play something good, like Mario. 1 year later Me: Hey who wants to play Fortnite with Mommy so she can complete her quests? #parenthood

Me: I'm a writer. I have talent. I am skilled and I use words like an Olympic athlete uses their body. Also me: What the fuck is that word. It's like... you know? It's just. Ugh! Argh! You know, my wheel is all poofty and stuff. >flat tire< #WritingCommunity

I'm back, slightly less witty and way more worn for the wear, but back. I've written 4,000 words in 3 days and am determined to get over the COVID brain fog that threw me into my slump. Let's do this! #WritingCommunity

Hears loud thud and screaming through baby monitor. Sacrifices life and limb to throw self up the stairs to save the baby who was moments before sleeping peacefully... Yeah. The baby was having a nightmare about cookies. Okay then. #parenthood

Lift things. Even if your back is bad! Otherwise be shamed by the guilt and weight of social media life. Or, you know... let's just be friends. Hi friends. Getting back into Twitter is weird. Not gonna lie. #WritingCommunity #writerslift

I have written 3 days out of 4! This is huge, as I've been in a massive slump since I caught COVID in July. Not to toot my own horn, but it's definitely not my best work. I suspect my muse has been huffing some spray paint. #WritingCommunity #amwritingfantasy #5amwritersclub

The thing I absolutely love about any #WritingCommunity is the ability to lift up fellow writers. I wrote my first serious foray into first person last night and posted a snippet into one of my favorite fantasy groups. These are two compliments that really touched me. 💕💕

Nearly 3 months early. 57 days in the NICU. Finally past his due date & no longer a homeless fetus, but a bona fide newborn... For the first time on Twitter, it's baby #5!

Oh. Em. Gee. ... It's been like four years. I remembered my login. HI TWITTER. Oh, wait, it's X now. HI EKKKKS! Um, do people even use hashtags this far in the future? #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter

I forgot I had twitter again, days after remembering. Oops. I should share something pertinent: I managed to decide avoid using "orbs" to describe eyes yet again! Marked safe. #AuthorsOfTwitter #writersoftwitter #booklovers #WritingCommunity #writerslife #booktwt #romance

I need three versions of myself to get everything done. No, wait. Four. Five? ... Six. Six, minimum.