Pulling up next to hoes at a red light like

Pulling up to the spillage like

AHHHH I JUST GAVE A TED TALK WTF

I’ll be infertile by 35 unless I hop off the grid

This apple really embraced so many apple stereotypes and yet simultaneously opposed them with such candor.

Added a neck day to my split so I can fuck around extra hard this semester

Why do old people move their tongue around like that when they’re idling

Just saw a tweaker with her titties out on campus, god bless this university

Fridge broke— rip 48 eggs and 4 gallons of almond milk because I’m frightened by microbes

Presentation week in Marine biology and I find out one of my classmates has the Fortnite accent— life is beautiful

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

GNX my-gnx.com

a horrifying video imagine feeling instinctively pulled to do a task. something that goes beyond your personal ambitions, your environment, or your job. something that comes from genetic instructions, placed down there over millions of years of evolution, screaming at you from

When shit hit the fan is you still a fan?

Gunner Stockton sacrificing the GPA for a first down, you love to see it

Let’s have a day!

♦️Clavicular had the entire studio in tears as he ruthlessly rated the girls!🤣🪦🥀 “There’s not a single good thing about her face. 1.5/10, genetic defect, dead end..”

the shape store