Its the best card in the set! First pack of white flare opened ever and bam! Pokémon gods have blessed us this day #pokecon2025

Well now the meme isn’t funny anymore…everything he touches dies

TO BE CLEAR: Punish everyone in the Epstein Files. I don’t care what political party or huge corporation they own, put all the child r*pists in jail.

Conversation with coworkers (it’s back) W: Attention customers, the time is now 8:45pm and *store name* will be closing in 15 mins… Customers: I remember the days when you used to be closed later W: Yeah, well that is not today

Conversations with coworkers: R: *looking at a cart* are you what I am looking for? Me: I dunno, am I? R: turn around Me:..every now and then I get a little bit lonely, and your never comin round

Conversation with coworkers: Me *points a price gun*: stick em up! R: *takes out a finger gun* oh wait *lifts up arms* how American of me to think of pulling out a gun first

Conversations with coworkers: E: Do you want to clean up Calico Critters or Kids? Me *begrudgingly with Vietnam warzone flashbacks*: I'll do Calico Critters...if you don't hear from me by 9:30, tell my husband I loved him

Do you work here? No, I just felt like being at a bookstore at 8am and stocking shelves

Conversations: E: *coughs* I’m dying Me: please don’t die E: fine I’ll go die somewhere else Me: I just don’t wanna do the paperwork E: oh I see how it is…yeah you ready for keys Me: look I don’t want you to die either E: uh huh I like how that part was secondary

Conversations Me: oh yeah I need to text my ride and tell her to not pick me up E: oh your ride, I thought you said your bride..I was like not sure how your husband would feel Me: I dunno, 2 for 1 deal…I didn’t know y’all did that in Alabama E: we do everything in Alabama

Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! youtube.com/watch?v=s8X4X-…

tate mcrae gotta go full canadian here on out if she wants to make up for that ad.. chop chop girl start writing a song about the CRA my account login portal

Customer: is your name a real name? I didn’t know Canada had real names Me: yes sir, this is definitely my real name Welcome to the South everybody!

The way our country would have erupted if our women beat those Americans.. At the end of the day though, we’re all still so proud of our Canadian women’s hockey team! 🇨🇦

Conversations with coworkers: W: *gives me money to put in my register* wait, can you not count? Me: I’m not used to your $1 bills W: I’m sorry their not loonies and toonies Me: no, it’s the fact that you have $1 bill W: well you’re here now, so get used to it!

Oh no, you're right...I shouldn't run any Mythics

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Conversations with coworkers: Me: Did you hear they changed the alphabet song? E: yes! J: what? E: it’s cuz kids got confused with LMNOP J: kids today are so fucking stupid

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Conversation with customers: *Customer calls to see if we can order a CD for him, but it’s not in the system, so we can’t* “Well I was able to order it from a small village in state, you can’t check that?" “No sir” “Well that’s ridiculous!"