did she try handing covid a Pepsi latimes.com/entertainment-…

fucked around and released the greatest punk record of all time on election day. get in losers, we’re going voting. open.spotify.com/album/0NrL5sJJ…

No matter the outcome, the fact that this election is so close is a clear indicator that Americans aren’t connecting material conditions on the ground — a depression, pandemic, low wages, etc — to the consequences of politics. Which is an abject, disgusting failure of Democrats.

If someone wants to make me involuntarily shudder for the rest of my life they can just play the KEY RACE ALERT graphic from CNN

It’s like spell *polls* right, you’re the fucking leader of the free world. This is the bad place. Jesus Christ. x.com/realdonaldtrum…

fuck it. letting the t. rex out

Count these votes and arrest this man.

it’s really kind of funny that he was gonna lose either way, but he got caught trying to sabotage mail-in voting after announcing he was gonna try to sabotage mail-in voting and now he’s gonna go to jail. they’re not even good at doing crime

maybe the real treasure was the mail-in voting we sabotaged along the way

while we are waiting for the wannabe fascists to be ousted from the white house, here’s all the ways you can listen to american fail. bang that retweet and spread the good word. orcd.co/americanfail

I had the PRIVILEGE of getting to engineer the beast known as Yuri drumming on this! Thanks c a s e y b a t e s and WHAT WHAT WHAT for letting me be apart of it!! We all bonded over You Vandal 😈

that’s... that’s not how this works... that’s not how any of this works 🤣🤣🤣

yeah give him a glass of warm milk and put his ass to bed before he breaks america

tom hanks and oprah and the rest of the satanic child-smuggling ring breathe a deep sigh of relief as biden crosses 270

OH. MY. GOD.

The president is lying right now. Over and over and over.

🤣🤣🤣

it’s important that we spend the rest of our lives marginalizing the racists and fascists and pizzagate fucking losers who came out of the woodwork the past four years. even the seemingly-not-as-bad casual folks who were okay being in the same tent as these weirdos. fucking dorks