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Gamers love “immersion” until a shopkeeper gives exact change in copper coins. Suddenly it’s “immersion-breaking.”

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Marked Safe 🚩from aping the Kanye Coin.

The elders gathered in the candlelit hall and whispered of a curse: “Every box of pixels shall now cost… more.” But then one drunk wizard stood up, spilled his ale on the prophecy scroll, and said, “Nah.” Today, that wizard works at Kendu Games.

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At the end of the day, the beginning has ended. In the end.

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Every gamer swears they want “choices that matter” Until the blacksmith stares you dead in the eyes and says “Yeah the sword’s cool… but you doomed my marriage, Kevin”

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Gamers say “I’m built different” right before missing the jump everyone else cleared on their first try. Confidence: 🔥🔥🔥 Execution: 🪦

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Someone seriously just asked if trees should sway “like they’re tired of your nonsense” or “like they know a secret.” We said yes.

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Bug report came in today: “NPC keeps staring at me like he knows my search history.” We checked the code. …he does.

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Our composer just sent us a track that slaps so hard the QA team filed a report titled: “Music made me feel emotions at work. Unacceptable.”

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We joke a lot on here, but real talk: you all are wild. This isn’t just our game. It’s a shared fever dream we’re building together - and we couldn’t ask for a better crew to lose our minds with 🧡

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