We all new how admirable our #POSPOTUS could be - such planning should be heralded! newyorker.com/humor/borowitz…

With theenquirer being accepted as #NEWS, surely we're hear more from the #Abducted and #probed as the #aliens drop them and run

How a Tea Party "Patriot" deals with opposing viewpoints. >>> Texas Rebel KGB 🕵

Which do you like better, #YallQaeda or #VanillaISIS?

To all the angry people freaking out over these minor steps in common sense gun control, YOU HAVE OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

Gun violence has already killed at least 147 people in the US in 2016 - Vox vox.com/2016/1/5/10718…

And now the latest on the "Patriot Uprising" in Oregonnzzzzzz...

vogue.com/13385319/presi…

*SCRANTON PLEASE READ* sgalbert.com/2016/01/scrant…

'And the stars look very different today.' RIP David Bowie. In Honor, Chris Hadfield's version of Space Oddity: youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

Finally home. ★💧

Heartbreaking and infuriating destruction of human history. On AP: Oldest Christian monastery in Iraq is razed. bigstory.ap.org/urn:publicid:a…

Tonight, 8-9 w/ Marcel! Dr. Demento is back! #TuneIn to hear the good doctor! ow.ly/XiPPM

PA: Say Hell No to Nestlè masquerading behind homey-sounding brands like Dear Park. They've already bled the west coast dry.

UK judge Robert Owen, aka Captain Obvious: Putin probably approved plan to poison ex-spy. bigstory.ap.org/urn:publicid:a…

WHO: Zika virus to spread to much of Americas Al Jazeera English aje.io/ewrr

The Latest: Sanders talks Social Security at Iowa union hall [the others talk about themselves]. (from The Associated Press) bigstory.ap.org/urn:publicid:a…

Turnabout is fair play. theguardian.com/us-news/2016/j…