Random thought: What if they get married, she hates the stripping yet Hajji is just getting started and he be's as if hiring 5strippers for a 5ivesome? Is it also cheating?

If you've been hanging out at NOMAD before it's renovation. Faisal's experience is an understatement. Walah. Walah.

Akitegedde kubira mukama mungalo. The biggest, bestest(bwekibayo) and one of Uganda's top players mu car industry. CK INVESTMENT

Supporting businesses run by Ugandans is one of the most refreshing and satisfactory things next to an orgasm.

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Nubian for mayor is the most dense decision BOBI WINE and National Unity Platform have taken. Nakawa will dispise that chap so much. Failure is looming in NAKAWA.

He is 35 and she is 23? 🤣🤣. No so long, you will understand that marry your best friend doesn't work with girls aged between 21 to 25. 😭😭😭😭😭

Lord, remember Burnley players. Amen.

Arsenal has come for this trophy. Liverpool can testify.

Rice should quit taking the corner kicks and free kicks. He is not stable as at today.

Madueke + Saka will make rivals ask for water.

We need those subs ASAP. Liverpool is charging up against us.

Arteta, this was a big blunder. A big one.

Janet Kataaha Museveni as Minister of Education 👀👀👀ebiluma ba nauganda - ATeacher.

Mayor Lukwago mu 2026 wakutegera lwaki eyeyambudde bwalaba e nene tatya. Eng. Balimwezo ye yambudde.

When I heard the YPA patron saying she had 100goats and for a full year, all the 100goats were not giving birth. Upon engaging YPA, all the goats extravagantly started birthing. I kept wondering, were the goats barren? Did they receive a miraculous touch?

Byona mubikole, but I will never recommend a civilian man with too much love to love a police woman.

There is no day I have wanted the government to crumble like yesterday, today and on going days and nights. Losing my brother due to doctor negligence and foolishness. God. In this Uganda, even if you have money, the health sector will kill your loved one. Rest well Charles.

When a young Ugandan woman's death from a high-rise in Dubai goes viral, she becomes the face of the disturbing online trend #DubaiPortaPotty...but nothing is as it seems. #BBCAfricaEye investigates. 🎥 Watch the documentary: bbc.in/46k4b0V