How has it been 6 years since I made this for my APgov class and then made it my dream journal?

AfrAId is so fucking bad it makes me WANT to be on my phone all the time and use AI just to spite it

Adopt don’t shop until you have dog allergies smfh

A wasp just ate part of my ham sandwich. They are out for BLOOD

Super Simple Songs are too simple. They’re turning my brain to mush. Whatever happened to 70 Golden Nursery Rhymes and Baby Einstein hm?

Don’t tell this to Chris Chan hahaha but this fact rlly calms me

I’m in my Xerox era

Me with emetophobia: it’s a BRAT day Normal person: Gurll it’s a brat summer Me, with emetophobia: no, a BRAT diet day. Bananas rice applesauce and toast.

LFGM GRAND SLAM BABYYYY

BREAKING NEWS: Local Girl With Emetophobia has Unexpected Exposure Therapy, Whole Town Shaken

STOP TELLING ME TO VOTE I DID IT ALREADY

I’m a grown ass woman and I’m eating rice rusks meant for babies idgaf

I shall now refer to aardvarks as piggy kangaroos

My bf and I have quoted this scene word for word

“You know, the thing”

I love Rich Evans’ version of events

Tchaikovsky made music for birds

My Project 2025: Create more than I consume