In fairness, “Catholic Cardinals” sounds like a righteous ice hockey team, so it should be no surprise they voted in a yank

Did self-scan at Asda. Felt like I was wearing a Blades shirt in the Wendy end

#sufc

Coat: NONE

Double figures for neutral venue losses. Do I get a badge or something?

The wife just sent me this with the message “this is you” It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once

We go on a mission to dig out facts on the Wilder situation, only to unearth even more questions (some of which should really have stayed hidden) ☁️ m.soundcloud.com/tufty-club/cru… 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/0YLy7c… 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/id1… #sufc #twitterblades

Some sort of oasis shriiiiiiiiine

Not sure this AI is working if it’s identifying footballers that don’t have legs

In our latest episode we are joined by 90's TV sensation Marc Webster of The Tufty Club to discuss retro football video games. Let us know the best/worst football games you've played and don't forget to leave us a review for continuing to bring you all these famous guests. #RETRO #90s

I think all political statements should be issued over Boards of Canada in the background. Might even get America to listen for once BBC Radio 6 Music #6music

It’s mad that their first thought is never “maybe we need better gun control” and more “maybe we need to kill more people. Ideally on the telly”

Just trod on some Lego

It’s early autumn, which can only mean one thing. That’s right, people who try to sell us stuff thinking it’s basically Christmas, so turning the spam up to 11 Any good beer advent calendars about? Current blacklist: Brewdog Beavertown Thornbridge

Tom Skinner watching Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink walk out #strictly #notaphone

Why is “tinny music played loudly from a phone on a train” always some abysmal happy hardcore? Get me a doctor on the phone (not the one playing bad music) because someone immediately needs to investigate a link between taking Es and having absolutely no self-awareness