GM! So happy to be a part of the Wizard Protocol community. They're building the the community-led blind blockchain for furries. Oh, and they've raised $300k from the Harlem Globetrotters. To the moon ; ) #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Web3

R U Ready Frens?? Proud to announce Pimple-Protocol, the venture capitalists-native web3 solution, coming out of stealth today with $550,000 worth of NFTs led by the proprietor of our local pub. Avail on Binance! #Binance #Coinbase #BTC #ETH

GMGM!! Today we're announcing Pikachu Coin, along with five popadoms in funding from the cast of Friends. We're building a community-led high fidelity code for 8-track collectors. Drop wen? #Crypto #Web3 #Airdrop #Bitcoin #Ethereum

Check your wallets!

A few days ago, as I was sitting on the toilet, I had the idea to build a web3 investors version of blockchain. Today, that idea is called ChunkySlop, and Harry Stebbings has given us 1,000,000,000 dollers to get going. #Crypto #BTC #Web3

Gm frens. An announcement. Issuing a warm welcome to Pimple Chain, the best discord bot-native solutions for Buffalo Bills fans. Coming soon ;)

This is huge. ProtocolTuna launched today with a crisp fiver in seed funding from @LenaDunham. It's the first on-ramp to bring sociology majors into Web3. Watch this space. #Crypto #Web3 #Preseed #VC #BTC #ETH

R U Ready Frens?? Proud to announce Aioli-Laboratory, the members of the #SwayHouse-native web3 solution, coming out of stealth today with 1,200,000 in Dogecoin led by Vertcoin Fan. Avail on Binance! #Binance #Coinbase #BTC #ETH

WizardNode is live today, and I can barely contain myself. We're on a path to change the world with our on-ramp to bring sociology majors into Web3. Humbled by the support of my mom, @PackyM, and @PackyM.

GMGMGMGM I can't believe I actually get to say this. @CALPERS gave us 50 BTC to build the babies version of digital custodian. It's called BaboonLink. And we're taking it to the moon. Frens!

GM out there. It's a big day for BurroLabs. @CALPERS invested $69m canadian dollars in us to build the world's first web2 wallet-native solutions for the Doobie Brothers. Vibes are immaculate. #Crypto #Web3 #Mint #Airdrop #Coinbase

GM out there. It's a big day for LoonyLaboratory. the cofounders of MustardMarketplace invested five popadoms in us to build the world's first the Doobie Brothers version of PFP project. WAGMI! #WAGMI

GM! So happy to be a part of the Goo Purse community. They're building the NFT project for the Twitter thought leaders community. Oh, and they've raised $12.3m from our landlord. To the moon ; ) #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Web3

GM! So happy to be a part of the Sloppy Labs community. They're building the on-ramp to bring foppish men into Web3. Oh, and they've raised five popadoms from @LenaDunham. To the moon ; ) #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Web3

GM! So happy to be a part of the Goo Algorithm community. They're building the crypto-religion-native solutions for luddites. Oh, and they've raised $12.3m from @PackyM. To the moon ; ) #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #Web3

Frens!

MustardBlock is live today, and I can barely contain myself. We're on a path to change the world with our on-ramp to bring line cooks into Web3. Humbled by the support of @Blocktower, @PeterThiel, and Adele.

GM to all you Apes out there : ) I'm humbled to pull back the curtain on BurroPaste. We've been building the protocol-native solutions for babies over the past two weeks, and we're humbled that Peter Thiel validated our vision with $550,000 worth of NFTs. LFG!

R U Ready Frens?? Proud to announce Chunky-Protocol, the government of Uzbekistan-native web3 solution, coming out of stealth today with 50 BTC led by @BerkshireHathaway and @AnneHathaway. WAGMI! #WAGMI

WAGMI!!