apparently hypios are blue chips.

you can only pick one asset to hold for 10 years. choose wisely.

day 1 of trying to break Surf Pro (or I'm gay). I based my prompt on a simple idea: "how can I get max exposure on hyperEVM yields and NFTs with $10K?" watch the video for a tldr, or read on for a full breakdown of the process/response.

advice from my new quant: alt season it's comming. buy bitcoin.

once in a while, you find a new tool that's so handy that using it becomes second nature. that's how i feel about Surf.

your content doesn't suck. X's discovery algorithm does. i shared this same video on my dusty TikTok page (haven't posted in months). checked back this morning and it's already outperformed in views, likes & bookmarks. should i make more crypto TikToks?

guy who didn't stable up in january, short everything in february, full port fartcoin spx btc hype in april, fade bonk trenches in may cause it was aids, then do a complete 360 & full port useless in june would like you to know he is now farming yaps.

i've been farming Hybra Finance since day 1. got a 110% points boost for being early. hypios got WL to mint their community pass for a 20% points boost so i smashed that too. TVL is <$20M and the points system is generous, so fairly better +EV if you're farming with a small

HyperEVM Master Guide Airdrops, Farming, and Capital Efficiency. 👇🧵

so this new project launching on hyperEVM is trying to go viral by making yappers grind. what i don't get is how you expect people to create quality content with no docs or litepaper. website redirects straight to a "mindshare mining" page kek

idk man, maybe if you talked about your product more instead of waving dollar signs in people's faces, the right type of creators would pay attention?

$SPX is now live on hyperliquid spot. bullish.

DripTrade's vaults are one of the most exciting new use cases for NFTs. for the first time, JPEGs can now store liquid value. bitcoin went ballistic when the narrative changed from "digital money" to "store of value." will we see the same happen with NFTs this cycle?

my portfolio isn't down 78% YTD. i have been carefully executing what i believe to be a highly profitable strategy for farming the second hyperliquid airdrop by placement and subsequent intentional liquidation of shitcoin LPs on every new hyperEVM dex.

crypto is the only place where pocket watching is a full-time job that can legit change your life.

"nobody cared who i was till i put on the hypio"

we called shillin villain a scammer for yapping about any nft for 2 sol and a WL. kaito said fck it and built the industry standard for paid shills.

Happy first mention of $HYPE in the Financial Times day Hyperliquid Financial Times

let's say your waymo executes a "perfect" turn into oncoming traffic. the system followed its programming flawlessly. but it missed the context. you never wanted to fcking die. this is my #1 problem with

nobody cared who i was till i put on the hypio