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𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 Brendon Clunch spent 25 minutes videoing the display that was put on by his local dogging club. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/fireworks-vi…

𝗨𝗦 𝗘𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁 Grumpy Fucker's political analyst, Danny Bigballs, is here with his prediction for the big day: grumpyfuckerscoffeeshop.com/p/us-election-… #USElection

𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 On this day in 1992, Welsh strongman Dai 'Muscles' McGee broke the world record for carrying six 2-litre bottles of Coke Zero from Kwik Save to his house in under 17 minutes. It's a record that hasn't been broken since, mainly because he's moved house.

𝟵𝟲% 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 '𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴' 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗽 𝗼𝘂𝘁 The survey also showed that 100% of cats didn't give a shit how long their owners were going to be out. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/pet-lovers

𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 The United States said they'd like a convicted criminal in charge, please. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/country-elec…

𝗞𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗮 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗷𝗼𝗯 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆𝗿 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘀 The failed president starts till training in January. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/kamala-harri… #kamala

𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 On this day in 1996, Manchester superband Oasis played their first gig in Wales. The show at Gelligaer Leisure Centre was a sell-out and was followed by beers in a local bus stop.

𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 Former Bee Gee singer Maurice Gibb was taught how to sing on this day in 1956. Maurice and his brothers, Barry and Robin went on to become the greatest cover band in existence.

𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗱𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘆 “It’s time to show the world that we love our sheep in a completely platonic way!” announced Minister of Agriculture, Ewe-bert Fleece. More here: walesoncraic.com/p/sheep-apprec…

𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟳𝘁𝗵: 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀, 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗵 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 Today's Welsh news and weather - all in one place: walesoncraic.com/p/november-7th

𝗟𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 "𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀" Ms Ballotbox suffered severe inflammation of the opinion gland. Full story here: grumpyfuckerscoffeeshop.com/p/postelection…

𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 In 1984, TV celebrity Dusty Bin was sacked from the popular light entertainment show, 3-2-1. Dusty was found to have been drinking on set, and was caught staggering outside the studios, trying to bum a ciggie.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗜𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱’𝘀 𝗮𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝘀 The tangerine shitgibbon has said he wants to make at least £500 from a new investment in Barry’s premier tourist attraction. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/trump-barry-…

𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 In 1972, the UK government handed out old oil drums to every household in the UK. Residents were told to burn all their shit in their gardens so that councils could save on waste collection services.

𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗲 Students will learn how to park wherever they want, drive up people’s arses, and how to lean out of the window and wolf-whistle at women. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/white-van-man

𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 In 1987, toy manufacturers were banned from using miniature cows inside their toy cow noise products. Sales dropped 200% after the ban.

𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝗕𝗿𝘆𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘀 𝗧𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘀 Motorists can get a set and perm at the tunnels while they wait for the cars in front to shift their arses. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/hairdressers…

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗴 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗲 Reports say that the tangerine shitgibbon was impressed with the presenter’s attitude to middle-class women of a certain age. Full story here: walesoncraic.com/p/trump-headhu…

Dunelm creating trust issues, mun.