Just imagining a high stakes game of Uno in Vegas. With Michael Jordan. And the wild look in his yellow eyes when I tell him to draw four

Me alone Pedro Pascal with anxiety with anxiety

Gonna sue FanDuel for all the parlays I’ve lost

What happened in July financially can never happen again

Scream “BALL!” at the TV when they see a fumble

“I ain’t freestyled in a minute , let me see….......red rolls white ceiling” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lamar Jackson is a ring away from having one of the best potential 30 for 30s of all time

Need Clemons gone #Jets

I legitimately trust him, in this current condition, to complete more passes than justin fields at this point

???

Trusted a woman

nah yo … have you lost your damn mind?!!?!

Yes the Vikings really let Sam Darnold go...

You know Russell Wilson is dreading seein that Super Bowl INT a thousand times in the next 2 weeks.

We should sign Marshawn Lynch to a one day contract on Super Bowl day and hand it off to him at the 1 yard line just to make a point.

The gym not even the hardest part, it be the fucking eating

You’re not familiar with Bad Bunny, but you are familiar with diverting welfare money meant for poor families.

You’re hot but you posted an ai caricature of yourself on ig story and honestly that kind of ruins it