You know that scene in spiderman when the green goblin ghost starts talking? That’s what it’s like in my head 24/7

I’m still upset about Joey chestnut

Howl at the moon with me tonight

Where can one buy street signs, asking for a friend

The Holy Spirit but instead of holy it’s Hollywood

I’m back

You think trump is just acting out a long screen play or somethin?

I am literally Willem Dafoe in the spider man movie when he starts hallucinating and the green goblin mask starts talking to him

This website feels better now that I’m not constantly checking in on someone on here

“You are right annaca, that is where shrek would live” my mom after we drove through a swamp

What finger is this… ITS THE MIDDLE

A lobotomy is the only thing that can save me now

I just saw a cop vaping on a house call smh

What kinda hotdogs are they using tomorrow in the Chestnut vs Kobayashi match?

Free Joey chestnut

My boyfriend is training three hours away and I want to rip my skin off

I’m back motherfuckers

It smells like grade school cafeteria in here dawg

Looks like I’m having penguin for breakfast

Note to self, watch out for squidward