Kind of assume at this point that everything Elon Musk says is geared toward finding a way to exit the Twitter deal while saving face given that it is now expensive for him and he has no plausible revenue ideas.

Someone should have told Elon Musk that Republicans don’t buy Tesla’s before he tweeted he was now voting GOP. What a tool. Sorry for all those that got suckered by this clown. Elon Musk

“I’ve been a Democrat for years, but now that Republicans are all in on fascism, white supremacy, and forcing 10 year old girls who are raped by their fathers to become parents, that seals the deal for me. I’m all in for the GOP.” —Elon Musk

.Elon Musk I think someone has taken over your tweeter account. Please report,we need to build longer tables, with democrats and republicans of good will coming together to keep building our democracy! But to finger point Democrats for hate…well,obviously you’ve been hacked!🥴

I insulted Elon Musk yesterday on @Twitter, so for the next 24-48 hours there will be 100's of replies drowning out whatever I say w/ something witty like "shut-up Jew". Fulfilling Elon's vision of "free speech" utopia where anyone who speaks truth to power is drowned out w/ hate

In the last 24 hours Republicans voted AGAINST lowing gas prices and buying baby formula They will now spend today blaming Biden for high gas prices and the baby formula shortage

Socialism is an economic system. Democracy is a political system. You can have both.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen WeAreRosie Anytime you are pro-boss instead of pro-worker, you've lost the plot. Even THE boss should be pro-worker, that way she/he doesn't get too power happy.

NoelCaslerComedy Elon Musk

We asked Ted Cruz to sign the issue of National Enquirer where Donald Trump accused his dad of killing JFK.

A bank employee who was discovered to have given a tour of the bank to the criminals who robbed the bank the next day would not be allowed to remain a bank employee for one second after that discovery.

We really hate begging for followers — we don’t want our tweets to read like the histrionic fundraising emails you get daily from the DNC. But groups like “Students for Trump” have 250K followers while we have fewer than 7K. Can you RT and follow to support young progressives?

The formula shortage, and the subsequent use of babies (BABIES!!!) as political pawns, is personal to me. As a mom and a pediatrician. I have three kids. When my oldest was born, she couldn’t latch. We tried everything. EVERYTHING. 1/6

Brian Tyler Cohen

We are increasingly moving from Red states and Blue states to Red nations and Blue Nations. We may need to discuss why would people in Blue states want their tax dollars to be sent to Red states to help them oppress women, target LGBTQ, restrict voting access, ban books, etc

pro tip: innocent people don't hand out hush money

Tesla stock falls below 690 as he asks accuser to describe his junk on Twitter. Only in America, folks.

What the fuck?